If you'd like to send me anonymous questions and comments, you can do so at Curious Cat.
Can I see you today?
Sadly I’m typically unable to accommodate last-minute requests due to my other commitments. It’s best to get in touch with at least three days' notice to be certain of my availability.
The other reason I ask for advance notice is that I see relatively few clients. While this may mean it’s difficult to secure an appointment with me, it also guarantees you’ll have my undivided attention when we do meet.
Describe your ideal client.
I enjoy men who are intelligent, interesting, and generous. I find a degree of frustrated ambition attractive. I respect skill mastery and pair especially well with analytical types. If the phrases "impact factor" or "Erdős number" mean something to you, please tell me during screening. It does not immediately disqualify you, but we ought to discuss further.
What is your preferred mode of communication?
If you're a new client, please contact me through my contact form or email. If I don't respond to your request in two days and you're certain you've sent the necessary screening information, please send me a reminder — sometimes suitable inquiries get lost in my inbox. I occasionally take longer to respond if I am traveling, involved in a multi-day engagement, or taking time off.
Once your booking is confirmed, I'll send you a VoIP number where you can text me for last-minute coordination. Installing Signal will allow you to text me with two-way encryption. However, email works just as well if you prefer email all the way through.
I’d like to socialize. Can we meet for a drink first?
I’m happy to meet for a relaxed drink or dinner at my usual rate. Screening is still a must.
I generally prefer crisp, refreshing whites. Safe options include chilled Sauternes, Assyrtiko, Moscato, Sémillon, Chablis, Chardonnay, Chenin Blanc, Riesling, and Torrontés.
A French client assures me my aversion to reds is due to being assaulted by California varietals. I'm learning to appreciate bolder flavors, and I'd be delighted to sample your favorites.
Do you have any dietary restrictions?
I can eat anything. I'm non-vegan and have no food allergies. My one restriction is nothing critically endangered or needlessly unethical.
What do I want to eat? I adore uni, decorative appetizers, and cocktails with clever names.
Will you send me more pictures?
You can find numerous pictures of me on my site and Twitter. I don't share more photos with new clients. This is to deter serial picture requesters who have no intention of booking.
Do you allow photos / recording?
I'm very protective of my privacy. I don't allow clients to take pictures of me and I never share pictures that show my full, unobscured face. I'm confident you won't be disappointed.
How Asian are you?
50%. But I may not look Asian enough if you're specifically seeking out an Asian companion. I’m in the same neighborhood of racial ambiguity as Kelsey Chow and Devon Aoki.
I’m interested in something I don’t see on your details page.
You're welcome to ask. I enjoy hearing offbeat proposals and I'm always open to wardrobe requests. For an informal discussion, contact me with an outline of your idea. I'm happy to receive links or attachments if that better communicates what you have in mind.
Do you see women?
Of course! I treasure my rare but mind-blowing female clients.
I'm friendly with the inexperienced if you'd like to explore a soft, pliable female body in a safe and bounded environment. I encourage you to reach out once you're certain you want to go through with our time together. I'm not here to convince you, but I'd be delighted to entertain you once you're ready.
Do you see couples?
Yes! Adding me to your play opens up so many avenues for exploring your relationship and discovering what arouses you.
Please discuss your plans with your partner first (suggestions: how balanced you want our play to be, positions you'd like to try), then let me know what you have in mind. I offer highly visual and tactile play and I'd love to show you two an unforgettable time.
Are you open to reviews?
I prefer to entertain tactful clients who are considerate of my privacy. Please do not publish accounts of our intimate time together on any forum or other public space. It's much nicer to keep our time together discreet, don't you think?
What about safety?
I take my health and safety, and that of my clients, very seriously. I always ensure that a security contact knows where I am on my bookings. Anyone who does not respect my safety will be blacklisted and reported to the police.
I enjoy building lasting relationships with clients. While their spheres of influence vary, all expect me cheerful and intact when I return to them. They are my second line of defense.
How do you screen clients?
Please have sterling references from other companions and/or be prepared to tell me a few identifying details so I can verify you are authentic and safe.
Will you serve as my reference?
Of course! References help keep the community safe. I will never turn down a reference request from a client I would consider seeing again. I don't need forewarning; simply forward my email address to the companion and I will answer her request as soon as I'm able.
Please note that some companions only accept recent references. Twelve months is a common limit. Check that the date of our meeting falls within her preferred range because I will not be able to fudge the date on your behalf.
Any tips for clients?
Please don't be early. I'm habitually late.
If pulling my hair, it feels better if you grip from the base (closer to my skull) instead of the ends.
Will you sign an NDA?
Yes, but I'm skeptical whether NDAs offer you much protection. I've only signed one throughout the course of my career.
I treat all my clients' information as confidential. I have no interest in outing clients, no matter how much your private behavior runs counter to your public persona. My natural instinct is to dodge spotlights, not occupy them, and the last thing I want is to embroil myself in media scandal for short-term gain. Doing so would both complicate my private life and sour my client base.
Are you open to other arrangements?
I'm open to exclusive arrangements, but believe staking my prosperity on a single client is less robust than a broad net of many. Your offer would therefore have to be very tempting. Please know I would purely see it as a business relationship. My needs are steep and I value my autonomy.
Why are you doing this?
Occasionally the two flip.
For curious companions
Who designed your site?
I did. I made the first version of my site with a drag-and-drop editor and cracked copy of Adobe Illustrator. I've since added a Wacom tablet and more specialized software to my kit, but if you're a beginner you can get a lot of mileage out of a few tools.
If you're a companion in need of a site redesign or unique branding elements, I'd love to help give you a digital makeover or build your presence from the ground up. Prices start at $3000. You can reach me at the usual place.
Any tips for novice companions?
Other companions have created fantastic resources about screening, safety, and finding photographers, so here are some resources I haven't seen discussed:
A succinct guide for better writing.
A fantastic table organizing STI epidemiology and risks. The per-partner and per-encounter transmission rates are especially hard to find elsewhere.
My accountant assures me this is the right choice to lower my tax burden, so it's probably the right option for you too.