Feel free to include a little bit about yourself in your salutation! I love learning who you are beyond the name/age/occupation basics.
I will not accept bookings if you do not provide me with both of the following:
2 references from independent providers
Verification with personal details (full name and either links to your professional presence or photo ID)
Please provide references' email addresses rather than linking me to their site, which forces me to hunt for their contact information or navigate their booking forms to request a references.
Your references must be recent, with a session taking place within the past 12 months.
Your references must be independent (not an agency) and have a stable web presence with active ads.
I ask for references because I would like to contact companions you’ve met before. I’ll ask them a few questions to assess whether we are compatible and if I will be comfortable in your presence.
I expect a 100% cancellation fee if you cancel an outcall session while I am en route. This will include a minimum travel fee of $100. You will not be able to use this amount towards a future session.
Canceling a fly-me-to-you session with less than a week's notice will forfeit your deposit. You will not be able to use this amount towards a future session.
If you fail to pay my cancellation fee, I will decline bookings from you in the future. I will report your dishonesty to your references, add your information to multiple blacklists, and my assistant will report you as a untrustworthy client.
I do not allow explicit reviews
Please keep the details of our time to yourself. I do not permit any reviews on TER and prefer not to see clients with an active TER presence, as I consider you a discretion risk. A TER whitelist does not count in your favor during screening.
I do not offer discounts or free time.
Please do not request discounts or pressure me into staying beyond our agreed upon time. This behavior is ugly, entitled, and unusual.
I've blocked the small fraction of my clients who habitually imposed on my time without including appropriate compensation. This includes those who made soft as well as overt demands. All of you were otherwise model clients. However, you exploited my naiveté and willingness to please, which were stronger traits before I met you. I believe your expectation for free or discounted time will be difficult to correct, and have therefore decided to purge you from my roster.
P.S. Gentle reminder that gifts are not substitutes for payment.