FAQ

If you'd like to send me anonymous questions and comments, you can do so at Curious Cat.

Questions related to booking should be emailed to [email protected] .

Describe your ideal client.

I enjoy men who are intelligent, interesting, and generous. I find a degree of frustrated ambition attractive. I respect skill mastery and pair especially well with analytical types. If the phrases "impact factor" or "Erdős number" mean something to you, please tell me during screening. It does not immediately disqualify you, but we ought to discuss further.

Favorite wines?

I generally prefer crisp, refreshing whites, although a French client assures me my aversion to reds is due to being assaulted by California varietals. Safe options include chilled Sauternes, Assyrtiko, Moscato, Sémillon, Chablis, Chardonnay, Chenin Blanc, Riesling, and Torrontés. I'm learning to appreciate bolder flavors and would be delighted to sample your favorites.

Do you have any dietary restrictions?

I can eat anything. I'm non-vegan and have no food allergies. My one restriction is nothing critically endangered or needlessly unethical. 


What do I want to eat? I adore uni, decorative appetizers, and cocktails with clever names.

How Asian are you?

50%. But I may not look Asian enough if you're specifically seeking out an Asian companion. I’m in the same neighborhood of racial ambiguity as Kelsey Chow and Devon Aoki.

Are you open to other arrangements?

I'm open to exclusive arrangements, but believe staking my prosperity on a single client is less robust than a broad network of many. Your offer would therefore have to be very tempting. Please know I would purely see it as a business relationship. My needs are steep and I value my autonomy.

Why are you doing this?
  1. Money 

  2. Amusement 


Occasionally the two flip.

For curious companions

Who designed your site?

I did. I made the first version of my site with a drag-and-drop editor and cracked copy of Adobe Illustrator. I've since added a Wacom tablet and more specialized software to my kit, but if you're a beginner you can get a lot of mileage out of a few tools. 


If you're a companion in need of a site redesign or unique branding elements, I'd love to help give you a digital makeover or build your presence from the ground up. Prices start at $3000. You can reach me at the usual place


What typeface did you use for your logo?

Lingerie. I fell in love with it the first time I saw it in Vogue and can't say enough good things about it.

Any tips for novice companions?

Other companions have created fantastic resources about screening, safety, and finding photographers, so here are some resources I haven't seen discussed:


The Elements of Style


A succinct guide for better writing.


STI Statistics


A fantastic table organizing STI epidemiology and risks. The per-partner and per-encounter transmission rates are especially hard to find elsewhere.


IRS: LLC filing as an S corp


My accountant assures me this is the right choice to lower my tax burden, so it's probably the right option for you too.