Whether you're a new friend or familiar face, I'm eager to share a personal peek into my daily life over text, email, or other avenues. Share stories about the tragicomedy of quarantine, tell me your hopes and dreams, explore your deepest fantasies. Exchange thoughts and visuals with me from morning to night.
My texting services are a bit informal. Rates may oscillate as I determine the level of attention I can reliably devote without sacrificing quality. I truly want you to be satisfied.
Custom clips and selfies
My normal privacy boundaries apply. I will not be revealing my full face over clips, still images, or video.
Please send me an email outlining your idea to get started.
I can accept payment via PayPal, Bitcoin, or, if you have the patience for a few days' delay, cash mailed to my remote mailbox.
This one-on-one option is available over Zoom for $1000 plus the price of my dinner delivery. As always, I will not reveal my full face.
I'm game if you are. Pick your poison and let's queue.
Valorant (PC): I favor Viper and Sage. Impatience is my downfall.
Overwatch (PC): I'm a hard support main. I give clear, actionable callouts but don't shotcall. You can count on me for warnings but not directions.
Strengths: I’m good at triaging when the whole team is taking damage, although this means I will let you die if I think you’re beyond help. I usually don’t run into hopeless teamfights, but have trouble exiting them. I rarely tilt.
Weaknesses: As Ana, I don't ask for help when I'm being harassed on the backline and tend to squander nano on emergency heals. As Mercy, I undervalue my own life and am prone to suicidal resurrections.
Please let me know your SR (current, peak) and mains when you inquire. I synergize well with Hanzo, McCree, Reinhardt, and Pharah.
Other: Please inquire.
Please do not screenshot, stream, or record our interactions for any reason, even your own personal enjoyment.
I may occasionally take screenshots for promotional purposes. If I ever post these, I will hide your identity and ask for permission if there is anything sensitive about our exchange.